Bovine Mailbag

[bovil]

hi!..I'm #####-## and 25 years old..
I'm S.korean..and member of Freemason 2nd degree in S.korea..
people said.illuminati is a controller of all masons..and illuminati has very many conspiracy theories..
but on the web-site your symbol is a cow on the Pyramid..^^
plese.tell me..do you have connection with order of illuminati??
and what is the bovine illuminati???

and what do you do???

If you have to ask...

Comments

[bovil.livejournal.com]

The real answer is in the link text for Kemp's Dairy. The old logo (which I can't find an image of) was "Kemps" wrapped to the upper-half of a circle and "Inc." wrapped to the bottom with "It's the Cows" across the middle.

A friend of mine (who could give random lessons to ferrets, and has been described as "can be distracted by air") saw the logo on the side of the truck and spent the afternoon asking people what "It's the Cows Inc." could possibly be.

There was only one possible answer.

[thirdworld.livejournal.com]

Cows are smofs?

[bovil.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Cows are smofs.

[thirdworld.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, finally, it all makes sense!

[glittercat13.livejournal.com]

"Cows are smofs."

BWAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! *splorfle*

(goes off to get a damp rag and clean the root beer off the monitor and keyboard)