Bovine Mailbag

[bovil]

hi!..I'm #####-## and 25 years old..
I'm S.korean..and member of Freemason 2nd degree in S.korea..
people said.illuminati is a controller of all masons..and illuminati has very many conspiracy theories..
but on the web-site your symbol is a cow on the Pyramid..^^
plese.tell me..do you have connection with order of illuminati??
and what is the bovine illuminati???

and what do you do???

If you have to ask...

Comments

[galtine1.livejournal.com]

There's a Prince Hall Grand Lodge of SK, but their webpage is defunct.

There is an out of date site for the Harry S. Truman No.1727 Lodge of the Grand Lodge of AF&AM of Scotland.

Either way, he's going about his introduction all wrong. And a 2nd Degree Mason would know this.

[thirdworld.livejournal.com]

Dare I ask what your user name and user pic mean to you and why you picked them? I do!

[bovil.livejournal.com]

There once was a more complete explanation at http://www.bovil.com/ (http://www.bovil.com/), but I removed it when I last reorganized my site. Now there is just clues and mystery.

[thirdworld.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see now... no really...

[bovil.livejournal.com]

The real answer is in the link text for Kemp's Dairy. The old logo (which I can't find an image of) was "Kemps" wrapped to the upper-half of a circle and "Inc." wrapped to the bottom with "It's the Cows" across the middle.

A friend of mine (who could give random lessons to ferrets, and has been described as "can be distracted by air") saw the logo on the side of the truck and spent the afternoon asking people what "It's the Cows Inc." could possibly be.

There was only one possible answer.

[thirdworld.livejournal.com]

Cows are smofs?

[bovil.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Cows are smofs.

[thirdworld.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, finally, it all makes sense!

[glittercat13.livejournal.com]

"Cows are smofs."

BWAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! *splorfle*

(goes off to get a damp rag and clean the root beer off the monitor and keyboard)

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

Please please please tell me you replied with something wonderfully nonsensical and borderline obscene.

[jovino.livejournal.com]

Damn, all this time I though that your icon was a cow walking down a cobblestone roadway. :/

Wait! What IS your connection to the illuminati?

I thought the symbol of the illuminati was the pyramid with the "seeing eye" atop it. So, technically your icon would have to move the cow head up to the top-level and radiate light from it.

moo 3:o

"the dyslexic cow says 'oom'"

[bovil.livejournal.com]

It's a knock-off of Steve Jackson's Illuminati pyramid (http://www.sjgames.com/).