who is defending what?

[bovil]

This just in from Jesus' General:





Yeah, I've got no problem going negative on these people. They're the kind of folks that marriage needs to be defended against. I would love to see a list of major promoters of these initiatives and bills with marriages shorter and more one-sided than the engagements of queer couples who aren't allowed to marry.

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[yotefoxwolf.livejournal.com]

vitter looks constipated

[voidampersand.livejournal.com]

Many of my friends' marriages need to be defended from those guys.

[rebecca817.livejournal.com]

'scuse me, but WTF????

who's going to blow straight married guys in a man's restroom? Sounds like both of their marriages need help and I'm sorry but most of the gay couples I know have a stronger, longer lasting relationship than a lot of straight "normal" couples I know. I'm not sure if I'm explaining myself very well.

All I know is that who you marry is yours and the person involved responsibility. No one else....

[lferion]

Those guys *actually said those things?!?!!?* *croggles*

I offer, as an antidote: livelongnmarry and such wonderful items for auction as this. (There are many other fun things as well, but this is particularly lovely.)

[bovil.livejournal.com]

No, they didn't.

But the very heterosexually married Larry Craig got caught cruising airport restrooms for sex and pled guilty in hopes that the story would blow over..

The very heterosexually married David Vitter was caught up in the DC Madam scandal for hiring prostitutes for "adult baby" play. There's some question as to whether he was the john who was into diapers (it's probably not true) but it's very clear that he was hiring prostitutes.

[lferion]

Ah, ok, that makes sense. They didn't say those things, they did them. Eccch.

[cherylmmorgan.livejournal.com]

Laughed myself silly. Thank you!

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

Ah, Jesus' General. Never a dull moment out there. I could only dream of being half as deliciously snarky as he is. :)