No, although I had rehearsed it, I was not required to shout my indignant "Are we in fourth GRADE?".
I was able to state my conditions for wearing green on St. Patrick's Day; namely, that everyone start wearing blue on St. Andrew's Day, which succeeded in confusing everyone until I explained that St. Andrew was the patron saint of Scotland and that Scotland's flag is blue with a white saltire. Then I had to explain what a saltire was. Then I started passing out the chocolate-Guinness cupcakes I brought just to get some peace.
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I was able to state my conditions for wearing green on St. Patrick's Day; namely, that everyone start wearing blue on St. Andrew's Day, which succeeded in confusing everyone until I explained that St. Andrew was the patron saint of Scotland and that Scotland's flag is blue with a white saltire. Then I had to explain what a saltire was. Then I started passing out the chocolate-Guinness cupcakes I brought just to get some peace.
And now, the Bushmill's.
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I was wearing green, but only because I look good in green...