caprine, if you haven't seen this:

[bovil]

"Lamby finds out about the truth of menstrual cramps."

Don't play this without headphones if there are people who will be offended about discussion of vaginas or uterine... things.

Oh, by the way, the production values makes Sci-Fi/USANetworks direct-to-TV movies look like Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

On the other hand, it involves knitting...